As the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, I was ready to start the new year off right. I had nothing on but my long toenails, which glistened in the moonlight. I felt sexy and confident as I stepped out into the night, ready to take on whatever the new year had in store for me. I was ready to make this year the best one yet, and I knew that my long toenails were going to help me do it. Here’s to a happy and sexy new year!